Riddles
1. What is served but is never eaten?
2. A room into which you can never enter
3. It has four legs and a back but no head
4. Which lips can never speak?
5. It has a head and a tail but no body
6. It is fully dark but is made of light
7. Two neighbours who can never see each other
8. It helps us to see properly but we hate it
Jokes
1. Teacher: Pappu, can you tell me what is the difference between seniors and juniors?
Pappu: Yes ma'am. Seniors means people who live near the sea and juniors means people who live near the zoo.
2. Interviewer: Spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it.
Candidate: POST BOX
3. Pappu went to a mall with his friend Chotu. On seeing a poster in the mall, Pappu started scratching everywhere in the mall.
Chotu: Have you gone mad? Why are you scratching like that?
Pappu: Look at the poster. It's written "Scratch and Win a car"
4. Teacher: How do we measure a snake?
Student: In inches.
Teacher: What!? Why?
Student: Because snakes don't have feet ma'am.
5. Teacher: Have you all written an essay on dog which I gave for HW?
Pappu: No ma'am. I didn't write.
Teacher: Why? Do you want punishment?
Pappu: No ma'am, whenever I was trying to write on my dog, it was running away.
6. Teacher: Students, tomorrow I will teach you on Sun.
Students: How can you teach on Sun ma'am. It will be too hot there.
7. Teacher: Pappu, why are you so late to school?
Pappu: Ma'am, because of the sign board on the road side.
Teacher: What?? Because of the sign board?
Pappu: Yes ma'am. It's written on the sign board "School Ahead, Go Slow".
8. Teacher: Pappu, count the numbers from 0 to 10.
Student: Yes ma'am. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher: Where is 5? Pappu.
Pappu: Ma'am, yesterday, when I was watching the news, they said that 5 died in a car accident.
9. Interviewer: Imagine you are on the 20th floor and suddenly it caught fire. Tell me what will you do?
Candidate:Sir, First, I will stop imagining
10. Teacher: Pappu, can u tell what is India Gate?
Pappu: Yes ma'am. It's Basmati rice ma'am.
Teacher:Non sense. Tell me what is Taj Mahal?
pappu: Ma'am it's tea ma'am
Teacher: Pappu, get your father's signature tomorrow.
Student: Sure ma'am. My father uses Signature perfume only ma'am.
1. What is served but is never eaten?
2. A room into which you can never enter
3. It has four legs and a back but no head
4. Which lips can never speak?
5. It has a head and a tail but no body
6. It is fully dark but is made of light
7. Two neighbours who can never see each other
8. It helps us to see properly but we hate it
Jokes
1. Teacher: Pappu, can you tell me what is the difference between seniors and juniors?
Pappu: Yes ma'am. Seniors means people who live near the sea and juniors means people who live near the zoo.
2. Interviewer: Spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it.
Candidate: POST BOX
3. Pappu went to a mall with his friend Chotu. On seeing a poster in the mall, Pappu started scratching everywhere in the mall.
Chotu: Have you gone mad? Why are you scratching like that?
Pappu: Look at the poster. It's written "Scratch and Win a car"
4. Teacher: How do we measure a snake?
Student: In inches.
Teacher: What!? Why?
Student: Because snakes don't have feet ma'am.
5. Teacher: Have you all written an essay on dog which I gave for HW?
Pappu: No ma'am. I didn't write.
Teacher: Why? Do you want punishment?
Pappu: No ma'am, whenever I was trying to write on my dog, it was running away.
6. Teacher: Students, tomorrow I will teach you on Sun.
Students: How can you teach on Sun ma'am. It will be too hot there.
7. Teacher: Pappu, why are you so late to school?
Pappu: Ma'am, because of the sign board on the road side.
Teacher: What?? Because of the sign board?
Pappu: Yes ma'am. It's written on the sign board "School Ahead, Go Slow".
8. Teacher: Pappu, count the numbers from 0 to 10.
Student: Yes ma'am. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher: Where is 5? Pappu.
Pappu: Ma'am, yesterday, when I was watching the news, they said that 5 died in a car accident.
9. Interviewer: Imagine you are on the 20th floor and suddenly it caught fire. Tell me what will you do?
Candidate:Sir, First, I will stop imagining
10. Teacher: Pappu, can u tell what is India Gate?
Pappu: Yes ma'am. It's Basmati rice ma'am.
Teacher:Non sense. Tell me what is Taj Mahal?
pappu: Ma'am it's tea ma'am
Teacher: Pappu, get your father's signature tomorrow.
Student: Sure ma'am. My father uses Signature perfume only ma'am.
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